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Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:35 AM, with 295,415 notes

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:27 AM, with 44,525 notes

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:21 AM, with 100,967 notes

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:16 AM, with 141,589 notes
yoncevevo:

i thought u couldn’t teach religion in public schools
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yoncevevo:

i thought u couldn’t teach religion in public schools

Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:16 AM, with 1,487 notes

hukuzo:

Slowdash, the most majestic of Pokemon.

Posted on 22nd Sep at 5:02 AM, with 204,168 notes

rosaparking:

voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

This doesnt even look like her omg

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